EXTREMELY FUNS

A couple was riding a boat while the girl was telling about her unwillingness to marry the boy.

Boy: what??? so,why do you think I won't be d perfect one 4 U?
Girl : coz I don't think you are brave enough to rescue me when I need.
Boy: Dear, have you forgot how I saved you life when your boat sank 3 yrs ago? can't you rem...ember?
Girl : well,but you are not intelligent enough to come to my need I think...
Boy: (staring at his gf adventurously) Then who do you think sank your boat that day??!!

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A man traveling at 130 mph on the highway was stopped by highway police.
Man:"Sorry,officer was I driving too fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U were flying too slow."

Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why d...o you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?