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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother:"what did you learn today?" kid:" Not enough.I have to go back t...

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

A couple was riding a boat while the girl was telling about her unwillingness to marry the boy. Boy: what??? so,why do you think I won'...

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fug...

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why d...o you ask that? L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his fa...

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said "You seem like nice young ...

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car__ 2. Go to ATM Machine__ 3. Insert card__ 4. Enter PIN__ 5. Take money out__ 6. Take ATM...